Wenger makes new va va voom signing
Hooray, what’s this great news in my inbox? Wenger has signed a new Frenchman, he is fast and has great strength on the ball, he will flatten defenders? Apparently he comes cheaper than Barry or Alonso too…
Oh. It’s a car.
So anyway, Citroen are apparently now the official car supplier to Arsenal FC, whatever that is supposed to mean. Maybe this will mean we will get to see Adebayor turn up to training in a 2CV!
Source seems to be marketing drivel but might be worth it to see Wenger smile for once.
